oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
(Source: zeldea)
do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
magic school bus has a lot of fetish material
dude
overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
how u like yo eggs
fried or fertilized
seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues

