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Chronic.
Journeyed from Shaolin. Let your future be bigger than your butt.

pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

(Source: littlemoretouchmearchive)

- police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
- me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
- police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

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baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

(Source: eggyolk1)

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history
imnotjailbait:

i can’t stop laughing

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.
afrodomonative:

eth-nic:

ctron164:

idunnoitjusthappened:

newmodelminority:

youngblackandvegan:

brownbootyextract:

kidxforever:

yasgawd:

fuuuuck

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 

I’M GONE

so done

I quit tumblr.

::taps out:::


Damn all of you

Check please

Lmfao FUCK
hottea4hotties:

This will never not make me laugh

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath)

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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donatellavevo:

An icon never dies