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Chronic.
Let your future be bigger than your butt.







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naziofficeparty: jesus christ

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

you know what i can actually relate to this one
teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
heartmaria asked : dame leche

Whole or 2%?

uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

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THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls