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Chris, Hogwarts, Hylian. I like movies/food/funny stuff/video games and more things. But I really like food.


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baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

Reblogged from chaystar, Posted by epic4chan.
epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(Source: zeldea)

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askinnyblackman:

galosengen:

yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

magic school bus has a lot of fetish material

dude

pityfiesta:

overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:

a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas

togepi:

how u like yo eggs

fried or fertilized 

commanderinqueef:

seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues

Reblogged from fuckyeahloldemort, Posted by seizetonight.
icaruses:

airandangels:

the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD

This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 
Reblogged from heyfunniest, Posted by shitshilarious.
Reblogged from doctorwho, Posted by heartoftardis.
doctorwho:

Time Machines will be towed
heartoftardis:

Tardis no parking by ~CPD-91